Next mood swing: 3 minutes.

I hate everybody and you're next.

And your point is...

WARNING: I have an attitude and know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

You know you want me.

Don't worry, it'll only seem kinky the first time around.

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.

I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.