Master Windu during his Shaft phase.
Star Wars Episode III: Attack of the 50-Foot Jedi Brother
What do they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Mos Espa?
...and I said to George, "Well, I think a nice beige turtleneck
would look really good with the purple lightsaber..."
Samuel L. Jackson gets Shafted of a desired 'bigger role' in Episode I.
"Who's my widdle pwincess?"
"You must be this tall to ride the speeder bikes."
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...
I, I... I kissed my own brother!
"No, no, George... it's rub your stomach
and pat your head!"
"Crikey! She's just a little one!
But I still have to be real careful when
I try to handle her, or she'll take my hand off!"
"There, there... it's just like falling off your regular bike,
only you're moving at 160 mph!"
Wookiee dentists tend to go through more
cybernetic hands than Jedi knights do.
The two ends of the hair spectrum.
Dentist: "You've got something jammed in here real good... what the?!!!"
Princess Leia hologram: "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope..."
The search for Luke Skywalker's hand rages on.
"...and then Sheila said, 'I'm not going out with you if you're wearing that!'
So then I says to Betty, 'I says...'"
"Watch this, Ben... Hey Luke, pull my finger."
"Stop me if you've heard this one...
A Jedi, a kid and a coupla droids walked into a bar..."
"...but the wolf couldn't get me!
I built my house out of brick, y'see..."
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
The legendary Rolling Stones were brought out of their stasis
(with no less than the 26th cloned version of Keith Richards, extreme right)
just in time for the opening of the second Death Star.
The Death Star Glee Club was never very popular.
"You can say what you want about the Emperor,
but he makes the transports run on time."
"You want me to shove it where?"
"I know how long it took for your braid to grow back, Obi-Wan,
but you can't let one little accident keep you off lightsabers for good!"
"Excellent oral hygiene is one of the qualities of a Jedi knight,
my young padawan. Here, you can borrow my portable toothbrush."
"This... this lightsaber could've purchased six more lives..." (sob)
"And here we've found a young Jedi... Excuse me,
what do you think of the Trade Federation's
blockade of this peaceful planet Naboo?"
"Gee, um... I'm so embarassed. What are the chances
that we both came dressed in '70s outfits?"
Anakin can't stand his former mentor's new 'Jedi chic' look
while Obi-Wan just doesn't get Anakin's 'Goth' thing.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi, we meet again at long last.
This time I will... hey, cool shirt! Can I get a picture with you?"
In retrospect, it seems suspicious that young Anakin's fashion sense
would not have been more troubling to his mentor...
Star Wars Episode III: Weekend at Vader's
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"...and should the cabin loses pressure, pull here..."
Lord Vader: "You just stand in the corner and
think of what you did, young lady!"
"Let's see... Han's carbon-freeze case
would go nicely on this wall here..."
The real reason for the fall of the Empire.
After Jango's demise, the Kaminoans had to
settle for a lesser source to clone from.
"And to present the 2nd Annual Montgomery Burns Award
for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence..."
May Duff Force be with you!
"Now, was it 'Fear is the path to the Dark Side'
or 'Beer is the path to the Dark Side'?"
What happens when Kaminoans misreads labels.
Hasbro Deluxe Figure Set: Transfer of the Duff Star Plans.
Everyone was shocked when Darth Sidious
took off his cloak to reveal his true form.
"Boss Nass never tell yousa about yousa fadda..."
Sensing the way the winds of change is blowing,
Representative Binks decided to put his full support
behind Supreme Chancellor Palpatine's New Order.
Has the Dark Side grown more powerful?
No, but it certainly has grown more annoying...
"This is my apprentice, Darth Bombad.
He will find your lost bongo."
"At last wesa reveal ussens to da Jedi.
At last wesa have revenge..."
Now we know how desperate the Emperor really is.
Behold! The first Episode III spoiler!