Brain Farts


Sometimes I like to drive my car late at night with
just one headlight and pretend I'm a motorcycle.
But sometimes I'll leave both headlights on
and think of myself as two motorcycles.


My Philosophy
I once met a man who observed that many religions claim
that their believers are the only ones allowed in heaven.
Logically no one in the world will make it in.
If we divide the world's population into the two kinds of people,
those who ride and those who don't,
then by common logic mountain biking is in itself heaven.
I had a friend who was a philosophy major
and his $100,000 college education could not disprove my theory.
I am a superior mind...